Re: poor James Clarke, the cgi EXPERT who can't get any projects...

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From: Ian Andrew Bell (fork@ianbell.com)
Date: Thu May 10 2001 - 20:58:26 PDT


The first sentence:
        
    ≥ I am a contract web programmer and have done work for many web
        design companies and ad agencies≤

...should be translated to:

     ≥ I am an agent for an off-shore sweatshop of underpaid and impover-
        ished webmonkeys who do work for fly-by-nite straight-to-OTCBB
        e-commerce ventures.≤

-Ian. (meme decoder)

On 5/9/01 7:37 PM, "info" <soopy@waztech.com> wrote:

> I recvd this unsolicted email from a "James Clarke" offering his expert
> services for web programming.
> He looked up my email address through the whois services of domains I have
> registered.
>
>
> I did a quick search on google for his name
> "James Clarke" +cgi +programming -david
> and I found a whole bunch of people complaining about his spamming activities.
> Seems he's been up to this shameless self promotion for many years now.
>
> He charges $25 / hour, which any educated business person knows is the bottom
> of the pile in terms of talent. You get what you pay for, so be careful.
>
> Another queer thing, in his email he does not list any websites as references
> of his EXPERT work.
> What are you trying to hide James?
>
> Ah email... Isn't it a great way to ruin your career?
>
> ==========================================================
> From James Clarke:
>
> I am a contract web programmer and have done work for many web
> design companies and ad agencies. I specialize in both
> CGI/Perl and ASP programming on Unix and NT platforms and
> have worked on quite a few web projects including:
>
> - database and site wide search engines
> - web database systems
> - e-commerce / web based shopping cart systems
> - interactive threaded discussion forums
> - realtime web chats
> - web based surveys, polls and quizzes
> - web form handlers with email auto-responders
>
> I quote by the project and will gladly provide pricing estimates
> upon request. Projects are completed within business time and
> come with my install and update support. Should you have the need
> for my services either now or in the future, please don't hesitate
> to contact me.
>
> sincerely,
> James Clarke
> james@idepot.net
> "I may not know it all, but I know web programming."
> ===============================================================
>
>
>
>
>


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