From: rudy rouhana (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Date: Wed May 16 2001 - 12:20:13 PDT
I usually am against the propagation of these "please forward" emails. However,
given the recent discussion topics, I thought it was relevant and entertaining
to both sides of the issues.
--- Michael Ringer <email@example.com> wrote:
> Reply-to: firstname.lastname@example.org
> Bad American
> I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
> I like big cars, big tits, and big cigars.
> I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family,
> not some mid-level
> governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants
> to give it away
> to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch
> with my feelings
> and I like it that way, dammit.
> I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy
> Osbourne, Ice-T or
> Marilyn Manson sang.
> I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
> I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
> I don't think being a minority makes you noble or
> I don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
> I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd
> better do it in
> I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a
> shield for unpopular
> opinions or actions.
> I think Oprah is a big fat pig.
> I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
> I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
> enlightenment than
> working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are
> footing the bill to put
> your pansy ass through 4-7 years of senior high school,
> you haven't
> begun to be enlightened.
> I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words
> light, lite or fat-free
> on the package.
> I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God
> or gods, just leave
> the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
> Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian.
> My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever
> canceled Dr. Quinn,
> Medicine Woman.
> I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
> I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time
> arguing about it.
> I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
> experts now, when I
> am freezing my ass through a long winter?
> I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander
> forty years in the
> desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't
> burned any witches or
> been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so
> I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev.
> Jessie Jackson
> preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he
> always part of the
> problem and not the solution.
> I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass
> if you're running
> from them. I also think they have the right to pull your
> ass over if you
> are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
> I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works,
> I don't want you
> deciding who should be running the most powerful nation
> in the world for the
> next four years.
> I worry about dying before I get even.
> I hate those bastards standing in the intersections
> trying to sell me crap
> or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their
> cause. These people
> should be targets.
> I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing,
> your license should
> be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus
> until you promise to
> never delay the rest of us again.
> I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect
> I enjoy watching high speed pursuits, the more damage the
> I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child
> it takes two parents .
> I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
> pretend they are a political statement.
> I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
> I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately
> mainstream liberal media would like the world to believe
> I believe if she has her lips on your dick, it is sex,
> and it is sex for
> both of you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with
> self esteem
> issues, and you are President of the United States. That
> is what it means,
> If that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad
> If you too are a bad American please forward this to
> everyone you
> We need our country back.
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