Robert S. Thau (rst@ai.mit.edu)
Wed, 8 Apr 1998 16:20:27 -0400 (EDT)

WILKINS@hws.edu writes:
> Hello,
> This is my first official post to FoRK since I sent out my subscription posting
> about one month ago... anyhow, the message below bounced into my in-box this
> a.m. and I found it sufficiently clever and funny to share with others. Hope
> this hasn't been posted to FoRK before.... if so, forgive me!

And, if you go into the archives of Salon, you can find the same
thing, except *with* credit given to the authors of the individual