Ms. Schjerning started selling shares in December
1995 and over the next three years, she sold all
of her stock for a total of $1.2 million, to "better
my life," she says. (The thrice-divorced Ms. Schjerning
also gave 4,000 options 20% of her holdings to
her sons, now 36 and 38 years old.) With the proceeds,
she treated herself to frequent massages, trips to
Mexico, season tickets to the San Jose Sharks hockey
team and a white Cadillac. "I had the nicest car in
the whole mobile park," she says.
Roy and I don't find this very funny at all.