Date: Wed Sep 06 2000 - 06:39:38 PDT
>They don't say man's best friend is woman now do they. Hmmmph!
Speak for yourself. When you find the one, ya know it. Lessee, my dog,
bubba, lays around whining to be let out, begs food so gratuitously I can't
eat in the same room with him, farts uncontrollably (clearing the room at
parties), collects ticks, and couldn't point a bird if his life depended on
Now, Katie (http://www.thomas.vg/us.html), OTOH, builds me furniture, can
strip and rebuild a Ford Escort, cooks gourmet meals, is deadly-accurate
with a 9mm Glock, can suck down a pint of Guinness in one sip, bore 3
children while still maintaining her sense of humor, and has no problem
with me going to a strip club or out hunting with the boys. And still finds
All-in-all, I think the woman was a much better deal than the dog ;-)
>In fact women are well down the list after computers, trucks, food,
>(root) beer, power tools... naps with women... wait wait, let me start
Hmmm...I hadn't considered computers...No, no, nevermind. Wife still wins.
Guess I was just damn lucky.
From: "Adam L. Beberg" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
09/06/00 08:36 AM
cc: email@example.com, FoRK@xent.com
Subject: Re: welcome Tony Berkman
On Wed, 6 Sep 2000 Grlygrl201@aol.com wrote:
> << I live in NYC, have a dog and a girlfriend who will break up
> > with me within the month if I don't engage her. >>
> he's already in trouble; the dog was mentioned first.
For exactly the reason in his next sentance:
> > My dog has given me no such ultimatums.
They don't say man's best friend is woman now do they. Hmmmph!
At least our best friend can play around in the yard, your best friend
is a chunk of carbon (a cutting tool, not a piece of jewelry!)
In fact women are well down the list after computers, trucks, food,
(root) beer, power tools... naps with women... wait wait, let me start
- Adam L. Beberg
Mithral Communications & Design, Inc.
The Cosm Project - http://cosm.mithral.com/
firstname.lastname@example.org - http://www.iit.edu/~beberg/
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