Re: welcome Tony Berkman

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From: Tom Whore (
Date: Wed Sep 06 2000 - 08:38:39 PDT

On Wed, 6 Sep 2000, Adam L. Beberg wrote:

--]On Wed, 6 Sep 2000 wrote:
--]> << I live in NYC, have a dog and a girlfriend who will break up
--]> > with me within the month if I don't engage her. >>
--]> he's already in trouble; the dog was mentioned first.
--]For exactly the reason in his next sentance:
--]> > My dog has given me no such ultimatums.
--]They don't say man's best friend is woman now do they. Hmmmph!

From recent experience I offer the following bits of advice.

--Dogs fall short in the oral sex dept

--Unless your a masochist get a good carter and pay thru the nose.
    (i am a masochists but i take it others are not into making baked ziti
         for 100)

--Dont cut corners on the ring. Think of it as a good presentation to a vc

--Above all, if you dont have stars in your eyes, love in your head and
  raging hardons each and every time you see her..stick to your dog and
  kick the GF to the curb. You cant front when revelation comes.

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