Penance: 912673 Hail Marys, 9409 Our Fathers.
Joe, joe. Obivously Rohit is suffering quite badly enough. In the FoRK
Universe, there are only two legitimate responses.
a) show sympathy
b) come up with some creative punishment that is worse than what he is
already going through.
Of course, (a) is only used as a last resort. If you are trying for (b), I
think the only thing that would qualify is setting him up on another date.
I'm not sure if hte space-time continuum could handle that...