Penguin joke

CobraBoy! (
Wed, 20 Aug 1997 11:35:01 -0800

Cedric the penguin was driving through the Arizona desert on his daily
milk round when his truck starts to act up. Seeing a garage in the
distance, he coaxes his vehicle to it, and asks the mechanic to have a
look at it.

Finding the heat of the Arizona sun unbearable, as penguins do, Cedric
retreats into the cafe and has a couple of cooling drinks. Still hot, he
then has some ice-cream, but as penguins are not built to handle
ice-cream (flippers being most unsuitable), most of the ice-cream ends up
over him. Covered with ice-cream, he wanders back to where the mechanic
is finishing up.

"How are things going" asks Cedric

"It look like you've blown a seal" says the mechanic.

"No" says Cedric, "It's ice-cream".


... at least you can drive something fast, arm your-
self with powerful tools, and look good doing it.
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