FWD: :-) Words from Women

Rohit Khare (khare@w3.org)
Fri, 5 Sep 1997 12:06:07 -0400 (EDT)

[Some old nbits, some new. I like Thatcher's -- RK]

WORDS FROM WOMEN.................

"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is
stand still and look stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr

"When women are depressed they either eat or go
shopping. Men invade another country." --- Elayne Boosler

"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
--- Gilda Radner

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
--- Maryon Pearson

"Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed
as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as
quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman." --- Margaret Thatcher

"If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose
Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary."
--- Margaret Atwood

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to
combine marriage and a career." --- Gloria Steinem

"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
--- Gloria Steinem

"Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.
Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then."
--- Katharine Hepburn

"I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all
afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night." --- Marie Corelli

"Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths."
--- Baroness Edith Summerskill

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose
around your neck?" --- Linda Ellerbee

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
I keep his house." --- Zsa Gabor