Oh no! I'm being oppressed! Respect me! You have to be extra
sensitive and accommodate me because of all the Irish people who have
been oppressed in the past!
I wanna be a cool super-famous dude! I want a Field's medal, a Nobel
prize and a harem of nubile babes and my beck and call, yesterday! If
I'm just a random joe it's because you're discriminating against Irish
dudes, especially ones who worship Metallica! It's all your fault!
Wah, wah, wah!
Wait a sec, I'm an adult straight white male and all my limbs are
still attached. I'm supposed to rule the frickin planet
single-handedly with all my whorin' and queer-bashin', right?
Sheesh. Obtain a clue.
Life's a bitch. If you think life's a bitch just for you, because
you're a woman/black/grey/stupid/lesbian/african/martian/gay/whatever,
get the fuck over yourself already!
Over 'n' out,