Robert Harley (
Thu, 6 Aug 1998 22:36:26 +0200 (MET DST)

I'm Irish right. Irish people are a small minority right.

Oh no! I'm being oppressed! Respect me! You have to be extra
sensitive and accommodate me because of all the Irish people who have
been oppressed in the past!

I wanna be a cool super-famous dude! I want a Field's medal, a Nobel
prize and a harem of nubile babes and my beck and call, yesterday! If
I'm just a random joe it's because you're discriminating against Irish
dudes, especially ones who worship Metallica! It's all your fault!
Wah, wah, wah!

Wait a sec, I'm an adult straight white male and all my limbs are
still attached. I'm supposed to rule the frickin planet
single-handedly with all my whorin' and queer-bashin', right?

Sheesh. Obtain a clue.

Life's a bitch. If you think life's a bitch just for you, because
you're a woman/black/grey/stupid/lesbian/african/martian/gay/whatever,
get the fuck over yourself already!

Over 'n' out,
Kublai Khan.