Date: Fri Dec 22 2000 - 23:03:26 PST
I dunno. You'd think this guy would have at least spell-checked something
he's going to massmail. "Memebership." heh. Makes ya wander if, when he
spells "free," he means "fee." -shrug- Meme bership. hmmm...
On Sat, 23 Dec 2000, Todd wrote:
> I know you want to participate in business opportunities that are:
> 1. Legal.
> 2. Global and International (so everyone can join).
> 3. Paperless, online, and with website support.
> 4. Free to join with a free downlines built in 3 separate MLM companies.
> (You won't pay until you have enough people in your DL so you start making
> money right off the bat)
> 5. Great Customer Service.
> 6. Memebership of 30,000 and growing by 300 per day.
> 7. The biggest payouts in commissions and sponorship bonuses on the net.
> (try to prove me wrong)
> 8. A 30 day money back guarantee!
> 9. Provide online secure payment.
> If this meets your criteria, please read on for this opportunity, or follow this link:
> This program is global and pays in US Currency by debt card. International
> Users are encouraged to join up!
> Hello, now that I got your attention, let me tell you who I am. My name is
> Todd. In my free time, when I am not working as a Computer Programmer,
> I am promoting a club that will transform your life. I am a real person,
> making a real substantial second income by helping people become financially
> independent, through Skeptic's Heaven and the Gold Club.
> As a programmer, I've been very skeptical about the MLM programs that I've
> come across. I've tried many times to find something logically wrong with
> this system, but I couldn't! It really works!
> Our promise is..
> 200% RETURN ON YOUR MONEY IN A FEW DAYS
> GUARANTEED! - OR YOUR MONEY BACK!!"
> If I told you that you could get PAID for doing NOTHING, would you believe
> me? Probably not, but that is what we offer you!
> NO ADVERTISING! NO CALLING! NO MEETINGS! NO PRODUCT SELLING! NO MAILING! NO
> RECRUITING OF PEOPLE! NO NEED TO TALK YOUR FRIENDS INTO IT! NO TIME
> REQUIRED! And best of all, it's FREE! NO OBLIGATIONS, YOU MAY JOIN GOLD CLUB
> FREE. LEAVE WHENEVER YOU WANT!
> A time will come shortly, when you will only hear these words many times a
> day from every email, FFA post, classified ad, safelist posting, newsgroup
> ad, Dateline News, and all the TV news reporters saying, "it really is
> "Skeptic's Heaven Pays hundred's of thousands out to its members!"
> These words will echo around the world and around the internet...And you
> will be left wondering, "Maybe I should have joined this movement of people
> who are becoming financially secure with a constant flow of residual
> Or maybe you will have doubts and say, "Can't be true...No Way, another
> We bring Skeptics Heaven to you, THE SKEPTIC, to see for yourself.
> You will receive a life time of financial
> rewards that will pile up to almost infinity. With your entry you will
> also receive a very valuable autoresponder to manage your email business
> replies with. This is your product. The autoresponder has a response rate of
> only a few seconds when sending reply email. This is the best product in the
> industry. You can test it at the website listed below. This product makes
> Skeptic's Heaven a legal MLM business. It is not an illegal pyramid scheme.
> This company is legal, profiting and a great opportunity to be associated
> I can not convince you with mere words though, about how Skeptic's Heaven
> really is the top program on the internet...you must check this out for your
> self now. If you have seen the website in the past, you might want to read
> it again. They have made a major renovation that clearly explains all that I
> have just touched on. PLUS a FAQ has now been added.
> This program is now a few weeks old and Gold Club members are now
> establishing their dominance as the best MLM downline building group in the
> world. This club is open to every person in every country. When you become a
> Gold Club member, you will be asked to join Skeptic's Heaven quickly. It is
> absolutely free to join the Gold Club and they will build a huge downline
> for you so you never have to do any work, selling or recruiting to make your
> $74,000 or if you want to recruit a few people, you can make a lot of $$$$.
> Don't be left wondering..."If only I got in early........" There are over
> 30,000 members and we hope to grow to 100,000 by 2001. Once this program
> gets rolling, people will be lining up day after day after day after day.
> Everyday over 300 people join the Gold Club, this number will multiply every
> week. 1 Million People will be rich in a short time. Will you be one of
> By the way, this will be the only internet opportunity you will need to gain
> your financial independence. Don't waste your time with full mailboxes of
> SPAM that are also FULL of empty promises and business opportunities that
> will never amount to anything but lost time and money. This one delivers! It
> is all you need. Focus all your efforts on this one opportunity and find
> financial independence now.
> If you join under me, you will be invited to join SKEPTIC'S HEAVEN shortly
> as they are now creating new positions each day. Members will join according
> to Downline Size. We are making our way to the Top Now. For More Info, and
> to join, go to:
> JOIN THE GOLD CLUB AFTER YOU REVIEW THE SKEPTIC'S HEAVEN WEBSITE. YOU MUST
> DO THIS FIRST BEFORE JOINING SKEPTIC'S HEAVEN. YOU WILL BE NOTIFIED WHEN TO
> JOIN SH BY EMAIL.
> Todd Smith
> You are not on a mailing list. This is a one time email, sent to you because I thought you would
> like to know about this opportunity. You do not have to do anything to be removed, because
> I will never send you email again, unless you request more information.
-- "A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity." -- Robert Frost
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