Re: blame it on texas

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Date: Thu Feb 08 2001 - 14:50:01 PST

In a message dated 2/8/01 8:25:36 AM Eastern Standard Time, writes:

<< I fear people named Jeb. >>

even poor mountaineers who barely kept their families fed?

waitaminute - FED? i knew it - it's all part of master fed plot to put
hillbillies in office.

the clampets discovered crude, the bushes exemplify it.
the bushes are into into black gold (texas tea), big time.
the matriarchs, granny and barbara, though morphically dissimilar are caloric
of temperment.
jethro was one lucky bastard, w is olb. both have megarich father figures
who greased their careers.
jethro had wild career swings; w went from managing a baseball team to
texas borders oklahoma.
i'm sure w secretly refers to a pool as a cement pond.
the clampets drove a jalopy; the bushes drive a chevy suburban. both are
suck vehicles.
jethro had fantasies of being a secret agent. w has secret service agents.
jethro had an honorary degree; w "gradiated" from yale.

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