Top Ten

Dan Kohn (
Wed, 4 Sep 1996 14:00:31 -0700

>"Dick Morris Excuses"
>As presented on the 09/02/96 broadcast of LATE SHOW with DAVID
>10. Shouldn't have listened to new campaign advisor Hugh Grant
>9. Was courting the often-neglected "Hooker demographic"
>8. After a day of being a two-faced political weasel, a fella gets
>awful lonely
>7. Thought she was just there to show him how to use the hotel's
>adjustable bed
>6. Misunderstood when President Clinton asked him to "poll some women"
>5. Didn't pay for sex -- paid for excellent ideas on foreign policy
>4. For a brief moment, got confused and thought he was the President
>3. Just trying to win key endorsement from Charlie Sheen
>2. Used the old formula: Marion Barry and hookers = re-election
>1. Always thought it was okay to screw a taxpayer