> men are attracted to sports in the first place because they are goal
> oriented. use this to your advantage. strategize. don't give your guy
> a game that's over before it starts.
Strategy and tactics are everything, aren't they?
:) Adam
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for once and for all, how many dates before sex?
if you're a girl asking me that question, then it's simple: it depends
on how cute the guy is.
just kidding. sort of.
anyway...i believe a woman should always stick to a 3 date minimum for
sex. guys have a similar rule, only a wee bit different. they have a 3
date maximum.
basically i believe a woman is more in power before sex, less so
afterwards. there's something about a woman's legs opening that makes a
man's heart close a bit. that's because many a man does not want to
belong to a club that has touched his member. a lot of guys suffer from
what i have termed: the "dr. ejaculate/mr. hyde syndrome." (though
perhaps ms. madonna ciconne has made that phrase redundant?)
of course, there are those who disagree with those theories. there are
some women (and some guys who want to get laid) who believe if you sleep
with a guy right away you just find out sooner if it's gonna work. trust
me: if you try to speed up a relationship, it's like microwaving
something. things always come out different in a microwave than a
conventional oven.
UNFORTUNATELY, TOO MANY WOMEN believe good sex is a good way to hook a
man. but these women are looking for love in the wrong place. it's not
in the uterus, but in the heart. if love were in the uterus we'd see
little uteruses on valentine's day cards, and we'd give uterus-shaped
boxes of candy. and as we know, this is not usually the case.
note: to help willpower, don't shave armpits or legs a few days before
the date.
note: unless the guy is european then definitely shave before the date.
note: most importantly, never make the first move on a new guy. he must
feel he's won you. for a guy, sex is a game a lot like sports.
DOUBT ME? consider the terminology men have given sex: first base,
second base, third base, homerun. as well as: "scoring" with a woman.
and stroke, birdie and dribbling. men are attracted to sports in the
first place because they are goal oriented. use this to your advantage.
strategize. don't give your guy a game that's over before it starts.
reward him with the excitement of a game that goes into overtime.
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Karen Salmansohn is an award-winning ad writer/creative director who has
made over 300 TV appearances as a relationship expert. Her books include
HOW TO MAKE YOUR MAN BEHAVE IN 21 DAYS OR LESS, USING THE SECRETS OF
PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINERS (Workman) and 50% OFF: A NOVEL ABOUT LOVE IN
THE AGE OF PACKAGING (St. Martin's Press), as well as her forthcoming
book, HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT A PENIS.
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Now they have these 18-theater space arks. Ever try to call to find a
movie's playing time? It's like the InaGaddadaVida drum solo. I spend
less time on the phone trying to coax suicidal friends down from the roof.
-- Dennis Miller