This reminds me of my surefire public relations ploy that one of the big oil
companies should have used, but didn't, back during their demonization in the
early '70s with the gas shortages and environmental protests going on. A
simple, large banner at the front of every gas station, reading:
"We only sell organic gasoline."
That would have confused the dopers, if they weren't already. %-)
P.S. Apple mint jelly is good with lamb. It's organic, too. But don't tell
that to the People who Eschew Tasty Animals.