Re: Gates and Wang on HMMS/HMMP.

I Find Karma (adam@cs.caltech.edu)
Mon, 9 Sep 96 04:51:11 PDT


He shoots...

> From Robert.Harley@inria.fr Mon Sep 9 04:37:17 1996
> >resulting in what the companies described as
> Wait for it...

he scores...

> >a mission-critical infrastructure for managing enterprise applications
> !!!

The crowd goes wild!!

> How does anyone come up with a phrase so devoid of bits?

Easy. Invoke the patented Architext MarketText (tm) engine of
buzzword microspew:

http://www.architext.com/cgi/aimarket

Run it over and over and over again, with beautiful results every
time. =) For example,

Using groundbreaking fuzzy logic protocols and advanced case-based
reasoning techniques, Architext has designed networked architectures for
interactive enabling solutions. Architext delivers distributed
client-server products in an empowering environment for enterprise
technologies. Architext is a corporate expert in offering
mission-critical solutions in a corporate enterprise for ground-breaking
suites.

And running again...

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Architext is an international expert in providing client-server
solutions in a ground-breaking environment for distributed multimedia
protocols. Using advanced genetic algorithm techniques, Architext has
created comprehensive suites for corporate architectures.

And again...

Architext offers empowering intelligent technologies for networked
client-server solutions in a visionary workplace. Architext is an
international expert in providing turnkey architectures in a
multi-platform environment. Using revolutionary fractal compression
technologies and groundbreaking case-based reasoning methods, Architext
has created interactive suites for enterprise technologies.

By jove, *now* you've got it. =) =) =)

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