Sometimes your readers worry about your readers.
> For the Record: Adam is my counterpart at NCSA and a wonderfully wild and
> craazy guy... one of several over-the-web lurkers. He's planning on taking
> a leave from computers, though, to be an entertainer of sorts. Ask him --
> hopefully enough requests will get extract a life story for us...
So, Adam (I'm Canada, CIA adman, amid NCAA) Cain, let's hear something!