T-Minus 10 To The 8th And Counting

I'm not a real doofus, but I play one at a national laboratory. (BAISLEY@fndcd.fnal.gov)
Tue, 29 Oct 1996 20:13:48 -0600

As of 2:13:20 PM, October 30, 1996, there are only 100,000,000 seconds left
until the year 2000. This message is being sent as the 100-million second
mark is being crossed at the international date line. It's just a matter of
time (less than 24 hours!) before it catches up with you.


Time files like the wind. Fruit flies like a banana.