Proud to be a Republican!

Dan Kohn (
Tue, 5 Nov 1996 11:28:01 -0800

>Quayle, Gingrich, and Packwood are traveling in a car
>together in the midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into
>the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come to
>and extract themselves from the vehicle, they realize they're in the
>Land of Oz. They decide to go see the Wizard of Oz. Quayle says, "I'm
>going to ask the Wizard for a brain." Gingrich says, "I'm going to
>ask the Wizard for a heart." Packwood says, "Where's Dorothy?"