Or some sense-of-humor augmentation surgery.
> "If we say yes to Disney, who else do you say yes to?" she asked. "It
> boggles the mind how to draw the line on who can or cannot put their message
> on the world's most famous billboard."
At least Disney is a "local". How are they going to handle a threat like, oh,
say, HOLLYWINDOWS98 or VISUALJ++WOOD? If they won't cooperate, BillG could just
buy the state.