Given the jury's decision and the power invested in you by Peewee
Herman, you hereby sentence Rohit "to be flogged with spaghetti for
life, with no possibility of parole?" [Inside joke #1.]
> "Bla bla shocking this bla bla sickening that".
So they exaggerate the story's importance a little. It's not like
they're claiming his "dick is 6 miles long." [Inside joke #2.]
> We've had more than enough non-bits about Clinton's antics already.
But according to Rohit, "sex is a useful organizing principle for the
lives of the 97%." This is 97% in action, baby! [Inside joke #3.]
> Personally, I don't give a damn if he shagged a herd of goats live on
> stage during the 'state of the union' speech.
I can just see the testimony quoted in the Associated Press. "When I
say 'we', Mr. Starr, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies,
and, of course, the goat." [Inside joke #4.]
Actually, I don't think the AP is beneath it. For example, check out
this so-called "story"...
February 5, 1998
Next on the Net: A Live Birth
Filed at 8:35 p.m. EST
By The Associated Press
COSTA MESA, Calif. (AP) -- A woman plans to deliver her baby while
family and friends watch waist-up live pictures on the Internet.
Kidcams, a local company, is engineering the trial cybercast in hopes of
marketing the service to other proud parents.
``This is the first time, to our knowledge, that it's ever happened,''
said Kidcams' founder Eric Harvey.
Later this month, more than 20 people -- grandparents, uncles, aunts and
friends -- will be able to watch on their computer screens as Karen Park
of Lake Elsinore delivers her baby at a Murrietta care center.
Brad Park got the idea when the family shared electronic pictures of
their 4-year-old daughter, Courtney, with Karen's grandparents in
Northern California. People leaped at the opportunity to share the new
baby's birth, Karen said.
``First it was grandparents,'' she said. ``Then it was uncles, aunts,
friends and people from work.''
She agreed on one major condition: photography ``from the waist up,
Sound won't be available. Neither will access for the uninvited.
Kidcams will restrict the site to people with passwords.
Please never cross the streams: Tim Byars and Robert Harley are both
wild and crazy anti-establishmentarian hedonists, but they're
mathematically, technically, follically, and morphologically worlds
-- Rohit Khare