The thread on music was a bonanza of information and to my delight a
source of new found music. Zapa quotes are like presidential blow jobs,
theres always one just about to happen...andthe outcome is never certian.
As for the list of fork posting regs...
"The is the CENTRAL SCRUNTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to
enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my
responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential
consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be
performing which could eventually lead to THE DEATH PENALTY (or affect
your parent's credit rating).
Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do
wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a
horrible force called MUSIC!
Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to
society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment
to stop it forever. Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully
described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the
Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE
I bring you now a special presentation to show what can happen
to you if you choose a career in MUSIC . . . The WHITE ZONE is for
loading and unloading only . . . if you have to load or unload, go to
the WHITE ZONE . . . you'll love it . . . it's a way of life . .
. This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . The WHITE ZONE is for
loading and unloading only . . . (etc.)
We take you now to a garage in Canoga Park.
[Makes its own sauce when you add water]" fz