Big Mac Attack

David Crook (
Thu, 26 Feb 1998 11:06:11 -0800

Great news for people that have always wanted to be chased by 1,500
pounds of angry big-macs on the hoof but never have enough money for
plane fair for Spain. My home town, Long Beach is staging its own
"Running of the Bulls" on March 20. They are holding a rodeo that day
and I guess they decided that their insurance premiums weren't quite
enough. People interested in running with the bulls must be in good
athletic shape, must sign a waiver and cough up $30. According to the
newspaper (today's Press Telegram) "Experience in rodeo and/or the
military" is a plus.

I am so proud that my home town is leading the nation in gene pool