Today's Painfully Hard Parse Journal Article Title of the Month
Joseph S. Barrera III (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Tue, 9 Feb 1999 18:14:50 -0800
"Safe Stratified Datalog With Integer Order Does Not Have Syntax"
... in March 1998 Transactions on Database Systems (V23N1).
This is exactly the sort of title that makes one wonder, "why the hell am I
subscribed to this journal?"