Ok, so there are some that are typical of what you'd expect on the Internet.
then there are others that are down right cute.
AND they'll walk three steps behind you and call you Master....
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical can openers. Choose sitting on the couch watching mindnumbing, sprit-crushing game shows.
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