spelled out the message, " BILL SUCKS! " in urine in the snow on the =
White House Lawn.
=
Furious, he orders the FBI to take urine and handwriting samples from eve=
ry =
member of the White House staff and find the culprit immediately. =
A week later, the FBI director calls. " Mr. President, I have good news a=
nd
bad =
news, he says. =
=
The good news is that the urine belongs to Vice President Gore.
And the bad news? " Clinton demands. =
" Well, sir, the handwriting belongs to Hillary! " =
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* Michele Michelotto, CERN ATLAS DAQ Group Tel +41 22 767 1202 *
* e-mail: michelotto@cern.ch Fax +41 22 767 8350 *
* I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere. =A9*
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