Re: KHARE Goes Shopping

Kragen Sitaker (kragen@pobox.com)
Wed, 27 Jan 1999 20:42:41 -0500 (EST)

On Tue, 26 Jan 1999, Steve Nordquist wrote:
> I totally missed out on the chance I had to get Rape Oil (==Canola) when
> some beautiful person decided honest groceries were best. *sigh*
> Maybe I'll try rebranding as a business tactic someday. And speaking to
> NTK, at least you got better groceries on the second reading.

I've been thinking about selling Brutally Honest Groceries. But I was
thinking about being honest about the *other guy*'s products, with
names like:

Unadulterated Whole Wheat Bread
NO SHIT Chicken
NO SHIT Beef
LOW PUS Milk
Uncontaminated Eggs

I'm afraid it will remain a hopeless revenge fantasy.

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