How about a parody of it? Somebody somewhere has to know the real
words to that song. It sure as hell isn't Stipe. I saw their Green tour
in 89 and he forgot the lyrics.
In place of "Leonard Berstein" we could yell "Rohit Khare!"
Dammit, now every time i hear that song i'm going to think of that.
"While I'm fully aware that money can't buy happiness,
I wouldn't mind being known as "the melancholy
guy who drives the red Lamborghini Diablo."
- George Olson