Jay, thou art most welcome here!
All, Jay is our former MCI LAN Deity and Brewmeister extraordinaire.
And, Jay, even though yea verily, ribs and hops are the keys to being in
the clue Zone, we are having a FoRK party this Saturday -- in San
Francisco... so I'm afraid I'm going to miss this one. I have been in
mourning since I received your invitation, and not until this very moment
of shining joy where I dub thee FoRK, hav'st I been limber enough to convey
my boundless regret.