A mechanical engineer, a middle manager and a programmer are
traveling through the mountains. They're coming down a steep hill
when both the engine and the brakes fail... they bring the car to a
stop with the help of the hand brake and get out to figure out what
they're going to do.
The manager says, "Let's form a committee to study the problem."
The engineer says, "I think I can fix this with my pocket knife and
a piece of wire..."
The programmer says, "Let's push it back up the hill and see if it
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