Re: Joey's First Programming Language [was: RE: [BITS] Sex on the Bra

Ian Andrew Bell (
Fri, 17 Jul 1998 15:57:47 -0700

Joe Barrera wrote:
> Thanks, Tom, I feel better now.
> But here's the real question. What programming language should Joey learn
> first? He's 6 1/2, and he wants a faster computer (he currently has a P/75),
> and I've told him that I'll get him one once he learns how to program.

Just teach him COBOL and hook him up with a couple of Y2K contracts
before he hits Grade 3.

Ian Andrew Bell
BC TEL Interactive (604) 482-5708

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."