--]C'mon, think of this as an opportunity. I'm sure that creative FoRK types
--]will be able to write great alternative scripts for this ad.
(generic biz conference, cluster of chaors in front of podium, suits, hip
geeks and various look up as MA walks up to the mike and taps it)
MA "Hi Im...
(Norm stands up with a beer in his hand, dressed normtypical garb and
appearing to be at least three quaters in the bag. At his feet is a cooler
Norm "Hey your that looser from netscape who tried to charge for browsers,
MA "well yea but we latter..."
Norm "Yea latter you got your butt kicked out of the market by Billy borg"
MA :well yea but then we..."
Norma "Yea you got sucked up by AOhell..Wow, what a looser, here have a
looser beer...(Norm tosses MA a cold refreshing losser ber. fill out
looser beer jingle)"
(conference rom in empty, norm and ma site up on the dias )
MA (looks dejected and sucking on his beer) "Have you ever had one of
Norm "Hell, I got tossed off of saturday night live"
(clink bottles..fade out)
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