FY;) JarJar

Eugene Leitl (eugene.leitl@lrz.uni-muenchen.de)
Tue, 29 Jun 1999 22:41:43 -0700 (PDT)


Landover Baptist

Special

August 1999

Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America's Youth

When Mrs. Tawny Huxton opened her son Timmy's bedroom door, she was
shocked to see his innocent white hiney nestled into the new 7ft Jar
Jar Binks doll she had bought him for his birthday. Lately, many
Americans have suffered similar incidents. Young children are being
seduced by the character of George Lucas' latest Star Wars Movie. Jar
Jar's soothing voice, and timid childlike manners, seem to lure young
teens into a world of lustful abandon. Unsuspecting parents purchase
the popular life-size doll, only to find out later that it is being
used by the child as a masturbation toy.
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