C> <CobraBoy's rules o' drinkin & drivin' deleted>
Reminds me of the time a drunk driver plowed into a parked car in front
of my apartment building while in college. When the cops got there,
they asked, "You been drinkin'?" The guys said he hadn't. Cop said,
"How many beers did you have?" The guy said, "Just two."
The next couple of minutes involved a set of handcuffs, some readin' o'
rights & the back seat of a squad car.
-- John Klassa / Alcatel Telecom / Raleigh, NC, USA <><