> Well, as usual, the wootshell freaks have written a bit of comic relief to
> take the serious edge off of all of this. Today's "news" was pretty
> funny. A sample:
> Microsoft wasted no time in announcing its new cap-based
> computing product line. Microsoft Hat 2000, due to be shipped in
> Q2 2001, features built in Windows CE and Internet Explorer, a
> wireless network link, and a wide brim to shield the wearer from
> the sun, and will be available in sizes up to 7 3/4.