Forwarded-by: Glen McCready <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <email@example.com>
Forwarded-by: Cat Stanton <firstname.lastname@example.org>
"There isn't enough alcohol in the state of Illinois that would make me
drunk enough to even give a nanosecond's worth of consideration of pissing
on you if you were on fire."