>I really can't imagine making any further comment...
And now, from the "Further Comment" department...
Although I'm not sure I should admit this openly, my "ancestral
home" is Chester, PA; there is actually a "Mattson Road" in the
area. My ancestors lived there ages ago, but no longer are present.
However, other Mattson relatives insist on meeting every summer (or
so I am repeatedly informed about this time every year) in PA for a
picnic. For all I know, they could be involved in this Plastic
Forks thing <shudder>.
Hey, you can't choose your family, right?