Speaking of humour (with the 'u' damnit! 8-), I heard a gem of a joke
recently and had to pass it along.
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the
sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead.
As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you
going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the bartender, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it
The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by
distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves".
-- Mark Baker, Ottawa Ontario CANADA. Java, CORBA, OpenDoc, Beans email@example.com firstname.lastname@example.org http://www.iosphere.net/~markb
Too many dinosaurs, too few meteors - Seyma Atik