At 10:20 AM -0700 5/25/98, Gregory Alan Bolcer came up with this:
> 1) After your first sexual encounter with a {woman/man} did you
> tell your mates [Aus. For pals/friends 8-)] the next day?
Hmm.... within a week.
> 2) Does Alcohol increase your success rate in bed?
Success in getting someone into bed or getting off? Yes to the first, no to
the second.
> 3) What are some of the tuning [pick up lines] methods you like to apply?
"You know, I'd really like to fuck you" (you would be surprised how often
this works)
> 4) Where do you get the most sex in the world?
???? Does Amsterdam count?
> 5) Does sex keep you fit?
No.
> 6) Are you good at it?
Yes.
> 7) Do you need a beer to pull a chick?
No.
> 8) Do surfers pull more roots than body boarders? [This is
> too surfing specific, so substitute your two favorite majors].
Body boarders pull more 12 -13 year olds. Surfers pull the rest.
> 9) What do chicks do when they find out your a surfer [Web geek]?
Refuse to let me take their picture with my digital camera.
> 10) Does it help being a surfer [Computer scientist]?
No.
> 11) Who is the luckiest [man/woman] in the world right now.
Certaintly not Tommy Lee!
> 12) What do you think of nude beaches in France?
Think their fine.
> 13) What would you think of a nude world?
Considering my aversion to wearing clothes one would believe I'd be all for
it. Going to a local mall and looking around I'm against it.
> 14) What about AIDS, do you think about it much?
Not really.
> 15) Are you embarrassed by sex?
No.
> 16) What's your funniest experience with sex?
Broken beds? Can't really think of one.
> 17) If you could have sex with one person, who would it be?
Pam Grier
> 18) Is free love good?
Even if it isn't, the price is right.
> 19) Does sex have a future?
If an AIDS vaccine or cure comes around I predict people will be fucking in
the streets. If not sex will continue to be as dysfunctional as it is now.
> 20) Do you consider yourself a sensitive new-age [guy/girl]?
Somewhat.
> 21) What do you think of marriage?
I'm all for it.
> 22) What's your favourite[sic] sexual manoeuvre[sic]?
My favorite would take too long to explain so let's so with reverse cowgirl.
> 23) What's your favourite[sic] music to have sex to?
> [It's a virus, I wonder if Lloyd spells like that?]
Contortions by James Black and the Contortions.
> 24) Is Mrs. Palmer adequate back up if you can't pull
> a root? [Try doing an AltaVista on 'Rosy Palms']
No. Never.
> 25) Which would you rather be?
> A) Rich, famous, celibate?
> B) Poor, unknown, and a stud/nymph?
> C) a cruisy guy/gal who pulls his or her fair share?
Let's pick "b" Bob. Figuring if you were that much of a stud, word would
get around and eventually you'd find a rich divorcee.
Tim
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<color><param>0000,00D7,0000</param>At 10:20 AM -0700 5/25/98, Gregory
Alan Bolcer came up with this:
> 1) After your first sexual encounter with a {woman/man} did you
> tell your mates [Aus. For pals/friends 8-)] the next day?
Hmm.... within a week.
> 2) Does Alcohol increase your success rate in bed?
Success in getting someone into bed or getting off? Yes to the first,
no to the second.
> 3) What are some of the tuning [pick up lines] methods you like to
apply?
"You know, I'd really like to fuck you" (you would be surprised how
often this works)
> 4) Where do you get the most sex in the world?
???? Does Amsterdam count?
> 5) Does sex keep you fit?
No.
> 6) Are you good at it?
Yes.
> 7) Do you need a beer to pull a chick?
No.
> 8) Do surfers pull more roots than body boarders? [This is
> too surfing specific, so substitute your two favorite majors].
Body boarders pull more 12 -13 year olds. Surfers pull the rest.
> 9) What do chicks do when they find out your a surfer [Web geek]?
Refuse to let me take their picture with my digital camera.
> 10) Does it help being a surfer [Computer scientist]?
No.
> 11) Who is the luckiest [man/woman] in the world right now.
Certaintly not Tommy Lee!
> 12) What do you think of nude beaches in France?
Think their fine.
> 13) What would you think of a nude world?
Considering my aversion to wearing clothes one would believe I'd be all
for it. Going to a local mall and looking around I'm against it.
> 14) What about AIDS, do you think about it much?
Not really.
> 15) Are you embarrassed by sex?
No.
> 16) What's your funniest experience with sex?
Broken beds? Can't really think of one.
> 17) If you could have sex with one person, who would it be?
Pam Grier
> 18) Is free love good?
Even if it isn't, the price is right.
> 19) Does sex have a future?
If an AIDS vaccine or cure comes around I predict people will be
fucking in the streets. If not sex will continue to be as dysfunctional
as it is now.
> 20) Do you consider yourself a sensitive new-age [guy/girl]?
Somewhat.
> 21) What do you think of marriage?
I'm all for it.
> 22) What's your favourite[sic] sexual manoeuvre[sic]?
My favorite would take too long to explain so let's so with reverse
cowgirl.
> 23) What's your favourite[sic] music to have sex to?
> [It's a virus, I wonder if Lloyd spells like that?]
Contortions by James Black and the Contortions.
> 24) Is Mrs. Palmer adequate back up if you can't pull
> a root? [Try doing an AltaVista on 'Rosy Palms']
No. Never.
> 25) Which would you rather be?
> A) Rich, famous, celibate?
> B) Poor, unknown, and a stud/nymph?
> C) a cruisy guy/gal who pulls his or her fair share?
Let's pick "b" Bob. Figuring if you were that much of a stud, word
would get around and eventually you'd find a rich divorcee.
</color>Tim
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Care about people's approval and you will be their prisoner.
-Toa Te Ching
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