I CAN'T . . . (fwd)

Cynthia Dale (silly@redhat.com)
Sun, 21 Nov 1999 22:23:38 -0500 (EST)

I thought someone might enjoy this if he hasn't already...

Cynthia J. Dale
Technical Engineer
Red Hat, Inc.


Subject: I CAN'T . . .

. . . remember what it is called where a word's letters are transposed
to make a new word but I'm sure one of you brains will tell me. Anyway,
here is a list:

Dormitory = Dirty Room
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here come Dots
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Semolina = Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Astronomer = Moon Starer
Princess Diana = End Is A Car Spin
Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down