It took me several weeks after my return to figure out why handling my
personal e-mail had suddenly become enjoyable. It was because the
ceaseless noise of the FORK drone was gone. I was free!!!!!
Unfortunately something has gone horribly wrong and I seem to have been
e-slammed, subscribed to a mailing list without my permission.
So I submit this prayer to the awful gods of this e-mail list, free me!
I do not wish to partake of this bacchanalian orgy of mindless dithering.
Jane, get me off this crazy thing!
P.S. I realize that bacchanalian orgy is actually redundant because orgy
is one of the terms used to define bacchanalian. However I felt that the
redundant use of the terms added a certain emphasis that falls well within
acceptable usage of American English.