>Forwarded from a friend:
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>You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...
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>Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
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>You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
>Strawberry Hill.
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>You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
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>At least one wing of your x-wing is primer colored.
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>There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.
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>You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
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>You can easily describe the taste of an ewok.
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>You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
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>You think that stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good
>sheets.
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>You have ever had an x-wing up on blocks in your yard.
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>You ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to
>spit.
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>The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
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>Wookies are offended by your B.O.
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>You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
>didn't have to wait for a commercial.
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>You have ever used a lightsaber to clean fish or open a non-twist-off
>bottle of beer.
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>Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over t' the
>dark side... It'll be a hoot."
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>You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electroshock
>thingy to get the Bar-B-Q grill to light.