Sun needs to work on its adjectives

Roy T. Fielding (fielding@kiwi.ICS.uci.edu)
Mon, 10 Nov 1997 10:11:37 -0800


This is the kind of recruiting goop that deserves a good lashing.

------- Forwarded Message

A presentation on Sun Microsystems' structure and technical career
opportunities will be held:

Wednesday, November 12, 1997
4:00-6:00 P.M.
ICS Building-Suite 432-438

Sun Microsystems' representatives will be available for
informal discussions. Dinner will be provided.

Sun is the #1 network computing company in the world. What that means to you
is the chance to work on scorching hot technology. From brain-melting Internet
solutions like Java, to the bit-shredding workstations that brought the
blockbuster Toy Story to life. Get to know us, and prepare yourself for a
very bright future.

------- End of Forwarded Message

Translation:

Sun is the #1 network computing company in the world. What that means to you
is the chance to be burned with hot irons, have your brain melted by our
bad coffee, and watch helplessly as our workstations shred you to bits.
Get to know us, and prepare yourself for spontaneous combustion.

....Roy