Nothing about MS, Apple, Intel, RC5-64, or dieting.

Jay Thomas (
Mon, 08 Dec 1997 14:56:37 +0000

Just to lighten the mood :)

The Top 16 MENSA Pick-Up Lines

16."This is your brain. This is your brain on my
naked thigh. Any

15."Could you help me get this tie tack out of my

14."Towards what end does a substantially
empathetic demoiselle
such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"

13."What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an
all-night symposium
on mathematics."

12."Perchance, would you be inclined to
participate, at my domicile,
sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"

11."It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous
you are, but if it
did, I'd be overqualified."

10."You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence
excites me beyond
all capacity for cognitive discourse."

9."Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"

8."You must be tired, because you've been running
equations through my mind all night."

7."That tape on your glasses really sets off your

6."According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
of Quantum
Mechanics, we may already be making love right

5."If I were to mention to you that you have a
bellus corpus, would
you take umbrage?"

4."I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to
your gluteus

3."Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and

2."By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front
of your pants,
calculating your body mass based on your height
and weight, and
dividing that number by your waist size -- I
know that you have
absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in
fact, glad to see

and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...

1."Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis

Selected from 176 submissions from 65 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Peter Bauer, Rochester, NY -- 1, 3, 12 (3rd #1 /
Hat trick!)
Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 2 Email / Website
Sue Prifogle, Rushville, IN -- 4 Email
Randy Wohl, Ma'ale Adumim, Israel -- 5 Email
Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 6 Email
William Gray, San Jose, CA -- 6
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 7 Email / Hall of
Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 8
David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 8 Email
Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 9
Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 10 Email /
Hall of Famer
Phil Doyle, Mercer Island, WA -- 11 Email
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 12, Banner Tag Email
Mark Schmidt, Santa Cruz, CA -- 13 Email
Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 14, 16 Email /
Hall of Famer
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 15, Topic Email /
Hall of Famer
Radiohead, London, England -- Ambience

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