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Tue, 06 Oct 1998 13:49:27 -0500

A new service ... adverts ... the mind boggles.

Lineker Kicks Off New Crisp Campaign

Train travellers keen for improvements were being offered a crisp new service
which, hopefully, will be just the ticket.

Crisp company Walkers was launching an initiative to put adverts on the back of
passengers tickets.

Former England soccer star and TV presenter Gary Lineker was at London's
Victoria station to kick-off the campaign.


"I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the
INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!!" Zippy the Pinhead