Re: udder this...
Sun, 13 Sep 1998 23:09:06 EDT

In a message dated 98-09-13 22:47:21 EDT, you write:

<< I was going to counter with a story about a British man who masturbated a
dophin in order to keep it from paying attention to other 'tourists' at a warm
water resort, but then I found a WWW page on the history of zoophilia and the
law. >>

I see right through your ploy, Greg. It worked; Clinton looks real good by
comparison. :)

<<It is easy to imagine a lonely farmer choosing to warm himelf by seeking
warmth" from his horse. >>

No, I wouldn't say it was EASY for me to imagine this. In fact, I never would
have imagined it on my own. It made me real queasy - thanks, old buddy old