(in a thick Essex accent)
"You guys may think he's a disgusting, lying fornicator, but the rest of
us foreigners ain't the least bit surprised or appalled by the fact that
Clinton's gettin' Executive Relief in the Oval Office... Clinton's
entirely to thank for the fact that Ireland's closer to peace than we've
ever been in recorded history, because of 'im."
(or something very close to that)
"it's dead easy, honest!"