Okay, I concede the fact that good smut is priceless.
However, from strictly an economic standpoint, your utility function is
based on some metric of what you like. And if we can somehow determine
a common metric by which peoples' utilities are valued, well, then we
So the 9/84 Penthouse would be worth roughly 3 million kudos.
But it would still have some finite value associated with it for you.