Re: Web site enhancement

Gordon Irlam (
Wed, 27 Mar 1996 02:13:34 -0800 (PST)

> Dear Webmaster,
> Hello! My name is Mike Stevens and I am the co-founder of Etcetera Web
> Design. I recently visited your site, and I am pleased that you have found
> a home and created a presence here on the Internet! The team here at EWD is
> well versed in the new HTML 3.0 advances (Netscape "Frames," for example),
> JavaScripting, and GIF animations, as well as graphics design. We feel your
> site would benefit from the inclusion of some of these enhancements, and we
> would love to provide them for you!

Dear Mike,

Hello! My name is Gordon Irlam and I am a sysadmin at Base.Com.
I recently received the email you sent, and I am pleased you have
learned how to irritate our pet by sending him unsolicited email.
The team here at Base.Com is well versed in Internet Standards, as
well as in detecting people that are so clueless as attempt to
demonstrate their skills by making bogus claims as to features of
the (now expired) HTML 3.0 standard (Netscape "Frames," for example).
We feel your junk mail would benefit from you read the HTML standards,
and would love for you to learn how to read!

Yours Sincerly,
Gordon Irlam
on behalf of Roque the the fox terrier