The perfect gift.

Adam Rifkin (
Sun, 28 Apr 1996 15:13:42 -0700 (PDT)

Send your Friends, Loved Ones, Business Associates, Mother-in-law,
Customers, Bookie, Tax Auditor, Boss, Lawyer, Mechanic, Ex lover,
Landlord, Tennant, Client, Plumber, Boss, Mother-in-law, Father-in-law,
Lab Partner, Sales Rep., Roommate, Newspaper Carrier, Parole Officer,
Insurance Agent, Noisy Neighbors, Contractor, Mother-in-law, (did I
mention Mother-in-law?) ... a gift to show how 'happy' you are!

Shipped in a sealed plastic bag for protection, you guessed it...
it's horse turd in a box. Rohit, where are KUDOS when we need them?

:P Adam